dunsalien:

shittymoviedetails:

In The Departed (2006), Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg play two different characters— a subtle nod to them being two different actors, despite my wife being unable to tell them apart on the first viewing of the movie.

op this is the funniest post you’ve made yet

everythingfox:

Unmute

shigraki-gone:

Im sorry that I choose my favs with my pussy and not my moral compass. Wish I could be as boring as the rest of you

milf-adjacent:

saturniidae-served-cold:

astraldemise:

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Whoever made that tag doesn’t realize how much we love 80s Synthwave Numb Bob Fan Dance in this home

lolt64:

yeeowch! *is torn asunder*

unmistrusting:

weissfire:

humandryersheet:

luisonte:

Me duele la cabeza

This is actually examples of the field of mathematics called topology and it’s fucking bullshit wizard shit.

finally, applied mathematics

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disc80s:

slightly touches men’s lower back when waking past them to feminize them

mmm-asbestos:

Bitches draw over 300 drawings of the same character and still go “hmm actually i still need more”

manywinged:

manywinged:

put on your cat ears, boys. we’ve got a war to win.

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filmnoirsbian:

Jesus coming back was an unbury your gays moment

vizivoir:

i love tumblr. what other social media site would run a campaign urging people to get the fuck off of their platform right the hell now

drukhari:

I know the new banner is for some world sleep day thing or other, but the idea that staff have finally just had enough and want all users to log the fuck off and get some sleep instead of posting on this website is truly the funnier read so it’s the one I’m going with.

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